[SpongeBob appears on the horizon] 
Sandy Cheeks : Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty.
[whispers] 
Sandy Cheeks : Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.
Patrick : [picks up paper]  Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite.
[on the verge of tears] 
Patrick : Take bite.
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Squidward : Okay i want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward : No SpongeBob. That's a chorus line.
Patrick : Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!
[kicks Sandy] 
Sandy Cheeks : Ow! Why you...
[gets into a fight with Patrick] 
Patrick : [screams loudly] 
Patrick : Who ever's the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on.
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Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob's acting jumper then a rattlesnake in a pickle barral.

Sandy Cheeks : Tell that to your mama Squidward!
Squidward : Mama?

Sandy Cheeks : Back in Texas we call ice cream frozen cow juice.

Sandy Cheeks : Hi-ya!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Hiya Sandy.
Sandy Cheeks : Is something wrong SpongeBob? You look sadder then a bullfrog full of sodey pop.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you have any famous relatives Sandy?
Sandy Cheeks : I sure do. My great Aunt Rosie Cheeks was the first squirrel to discover oil at Spindletop Texas!
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Mr. Krabs : I've asked ye all here because we all face a similar problem. The problem being a sea star with a nose that's gotten way out of hand!
Squidward : You got that right yeah!
Sandy Cheeks : Yeah!
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Sandy Cheeks : I'm hotter then a hickory smoked sausage!