Mermaid Man : That guy over there used to be the Atomic Flounder. I know he doesn't look like much now, but he could go back to crime
[snaps fingers] 
Mermaid Man : just like that
[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy chuckle; SpongeBob suddenly tackles the Atomic Flounder] 
Atomic Flounder : Help, somebody there!
SpongeBob : You're under arrest, Atomic Flounder!
Mermaid Man : No, lad! Don't!
SpongeBob : But you said he could turn back to crime
[snaps fingers] 
SpongeBob : like that.
Atomic Flounder : What? Get off me! If I weren't retired I'd... I'd... Roar!
[Breathes radiation on Barnacle Boy's face, burning it] 
Atomic Flounder : ... do that.
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[repeated line] 
Mermaid Man : EVIL!

Barnacle Boy : Uh Mermaid Man?
Mermaid Man : Yes Barnacle Boy?
Barnacle Boy : We're not in the invisible boat mobile are we?
Mermaid Man : Uh. Nope.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Why are you here to rescue little old me?
Barnacle Boy : Pipe Down! You're gonna wake Mermaid Man and he's ornery when his nap is disturbed.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Ever alert Mermaid Man has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.
Barnacle Boy : Con funded! Get away from him!
Mermaid Man : Stop shouting i'm napping!
Barnacle Boy : It's not me you old coot!
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