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Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you ...Show more »
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you ...Show more »
Cable : I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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Weasel : It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.
Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about.
Peter ...Show more »
Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about.
Peter ...Show more »
Weasel : And last but not least... Peter.
Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about.
Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool : You're in.
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Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about.
Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad.
Deadpool : You're in.
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Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
Weasel : An ocean is water.
Weasel : An ocean is water.
Wade Wilson : I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
Weasel : An ocean is water.
Weasel : An ocean is water.
[after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Weasel walks in o...Show more »
[after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al]
Weasel : Why wouldn't you cover that up?
Wade Wilson : A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.
Weasel : Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style?
Wade Wilson : Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.
Blind Al : The hell's happening? Describe it.
Wade Wilson : I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you.
Weasel : It's like, um...
Wade Wilson : Here we go.
Weasel : It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done."
Wade Wilson : [to Blind Al] Happy?
Weasel : It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a...
[Dopinder comes in]
Dopinder : AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.
Weasel : This has happened before?
[Dopinder starts gagging]
Weasel : Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.
Blind Al : Why couldn't God take my hearing?
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Weasel : Why wouldn't you cover that up?
Wade Wilson : A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of.
Weasel : Yeah, but you do. I mean, look at you, you're just straight shirt-cocking it? Toddler style?
Wade Wilson : Oh yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.
Blind Al : The hell's happening? Describe it.
Wade Wilson : I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you.
Weasel : It's like, um...
Wade Wilson : Here we go.
Weasel : It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. They got the legs out and said "You know what? I'm done."
Wade Wilson : [to Blind Al] Happy?
Weasel : It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Grover's got a cock the size of a...
[Dopinder comes in]
Dopinder : AH! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again.
Weasel : This has happened before?
[Dopinder starts gagging]
Weasel : Jesus, either vomit or don't. The indecision is killing me.
Blind Al : Why couldn't God take my hearing?
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[talking about Deadpool 2]
Wade Wilson : It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*
Weasel : Fuck...Show more »
Wade Wilson : It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*
Weasel : Fuck...Show more »
[talking about Deadpool 2]
Wade Wilson : It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*
Weasel : Fuck it. They probably won't even make a 3.
Wade Wilson : Yeah, why would they? Stop at 2, ya killed it!
[they both laugh]
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Wade Wilson : It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*
Weasel : Fuck it. They probably won't even make a 3.
Wade Wilson : Yeah, why would they? Stop at 2, ya killed it!
[they both laugh]
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Wade Wilson : George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least ...Show more »
Wade Wilson : George Michael was right. I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck! He's dead, too. At least we still have Bowie.
Weasel : Yeah, we still...
[looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]
Weasel : ... have Bowie.
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Weasel : Yeah, we still...
[looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]
Weasel : ... have Bowie.
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Weasel : Meet Bedlam.
Deadpool : Cool name. Superpowers?
Bedlam : I can distort electrical fie...Show more »
Deadpool : Cool name. Superpowers?
Bedlam : I can distort electrical fie...Show more »
Weasel : Meet Bedlam.
Deadpool : Cool name. Superpowers?
Bedlam : I can distort electrical fields. Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain.
Deadpool : So, basically, you're Dave Matthews.
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Deadpool : Cool name. Superpowers?
Bedlam : I can distort electrical fields. Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain.
Deadpool : So, basically, you're Dave Matthews.
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Zeitgeist : I'm Zeitgeist.
Deadpool : Cool. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger...Show more »
Deadpool : Cool. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger...Show more »
Zeitgeist : I'm Zeitgeist.
Deadpool : Cool. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the... pulse of society?
Zeitgeist : No... No, I spit acidic vomit.
Deadpool : Oh.
Zeitgeist : You want me to demonstrate?
Deadpool : No, thank you.
Weasel : We'll take your word for it.
Deadpool : Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. Okay?
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Deadpool : Cool. I'd like to say you have the power to put your finger on the... pulse of society?
Zeitgeist : No... No, I spit acidic vomit.
Deadpool : Oh.
Zeitgeist : You want me to demonstrate?
Deadpool : No, thank you.
Weasel : We'll take your word for it.
Deadpool : Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. Okay?
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Dopinder : I could be of great use.
Wade Wilson : What's your superpower?
Dopinder : [thinks, ...Show more »
Wade Wilson : What's your superpower?
Dopinder : [thinks, ...Show more »
Dopinder : I could be of great use.
Wade Wilson : What's your superpower?
Dopinder : [thinks, then smiles] Courage.
Wade Wilson : That's adorable.
Weasel : Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER?
Dopinder : [quietly] Yes.
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Wade Wilson : What's your superpower?
Dopinder : [thinks, then smiles] Courage.
Wade Wilson : That's adorable.
Weasel : Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER?
Dopinder : [quietly] Yes.
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Weasel : [to Wade] Go home. You've been here for three days, okay? You smell like somebody shit in...Show more »
Weasel : [to Wade] Go home. You've been here for three days, okay? You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? Doesn't make any sense.
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Domino , Weasel : I only do over the pants mouth stuff!
Domino , Weasel : I only do over the pants mouth stuff!
Once Upon a Deadpool
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...