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Martin Clunes : What Literary Award have you just won?
Kirsty Wark : The Bad Sex Award!
Ian Hi...Show more »

Martin Clunes : What Literary Award have you just won?
Kirsty Wark : The Bad Sex Award!
Ian Hislop : The Bad Sex Award?
Kirsty Wark : Sorry, the Bad Sex in Literature Award!
Reginald D. Hunter : I was going to say, you took winning that quite well!
Paul Merton : You won that first award, too, though, didn't you?
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Martin Clunes : The Sun referred to the Cornish Liberation Army as the Oohh-Arrr A!
[pun on IRA]�...Show more »

Martin Clunes : The Sun referred to the Cornish Liberation Army as the Oohh-Arrr A!
[pun on IRA]
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Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the pic-ture spin qui...Show more »

Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the pic-ture spin quiz.
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Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the odd one out round...Show more »

Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the odd one out round.
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Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the missing words rou...Show more »

Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the missing words round.
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Martin Clunes : Samuel Pepys buried his cheese, and that's not a euphemism.

Martin Clunes : And what did the Think Tank Civitas Think in its Think Tank?
Paul Merton : We're ...Show more »

Martin Clunes : And what did the Think Tank Civitas Think in its Think Tank?
Paul Merton : We're going to need a bigger tank?
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Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the Picture Shuffle o...Show more »

Martin Clunes : And now it's time for
[Jedi hand wave]
Martin Clunes : the Picture Shuffle of News!
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Angus Deayton : [about the Chinese President's visit to the UK] How did the Queen prepare for the ...Show more »

Angus Deayton : [about the Chinese President's visit to the UK] How did the Queen prepare for the arrival of the President?
Martin Clunes : She sellotaped the old man's mouth shut.
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Martin Clunes : According to respectable scientists the 2 billion Large Hadron Collider might be sab...Show more »

Martin Clunes : According to respectable scientists the 2 billion Large Hadron Collider might be sabotaging itself from the future.
Paul Merton : Sabotaging itself from the future?
Martin Clunes : Do you know any of the science of how it works?
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Martin Clunes : The tiny particle, Higgs Boson, a theorised building block of all life is so abhorre...Show more »

Martin Clunes : The tiny particle, Higgs Boson, a theorised building block of all life is so abhorrent to nature it would create waves back in time and disrupt its own discovery.
Ian Hislop : But then Arnie would arrive!
Martin Clunes : The Telegraph simplified it saying it was like Marty endangering his own existence in Back to the Future.
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Guest : Wait a minute, if it's sabotaging itself from the future it must work. But it doesn't work. ...Show more »

Guest : Wait a minute, if it's sabotaging itself from the future it must work. But it doesn't work. So it's making itself not work in the present because it works in the future?
Martin Clunes : It doesn't have to sabotage itself in order to work, it's not made for sabotaging itself, it's made for... making thingies.
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Martin Clunes : Farting Clams What? Sounds like an Anagram of my name...